Omnomnom some latex balloons with a grape, or maybe you prefer a prune!!! prunes are wrinkly and so are old men! be sure not to mix them up!! you might accidently bite into an old man when you are trying to eat a prune!......OH NO!! what is this strange contraption i have found!? it looks like a prune cloning machine! but the prunes have eyes and beards and little legs!!! Oh no they are going to kill me!! I can't run quick enough!!! they are chewing at my flesh!!! I always knew clone prunes would be my demise! ..........It seems that I am a prune zombie now...I have a craving for human flesh... I must eat some babies! *noms on 100 babies* mmmmm I feel refreshed! But now I feel strange! my pruny flesh is starting to tear at the seems!!! oh no my skin fell off! and now I am a dinosaur! I.....MUST....TERRORIZE....THE ....CITY!!! *crushes some buildings but is then encountered by Godzilla* hurro godzilla! do you mind if I eat your brain? Godzilla then said " why of course kind sir! that is what brains are for!" I then began to nom on his brain. munch crunch squish. Suddenly my dinosaur body felt strange...And "poof" I turned into a tree! well this is boring. I CAN'T MOVE!! what do trees do for fun? I began to sway in the breeze. Oh no it is fall!! and my leaves are descending to the ground. I am naked. LE GASP! and now it is winter and it is cold. the snow is covering my branches. oooh it is spring. there are buds all over me C:! But I see a person coming close to me, they have an axe! I try to run but then realize that I am a damn tree. The man takes a swing at my trunk! SAP IS FLYING EVERYWHERE! the man keeps swinging and begins to laugh insanly! I am about to tip over!! the pain is immense! he takes the final swing!I come toppling down and crush the man with my mass. haha, now his blood is flying! but I am dead now. Goodbye cruel world. D: